I never agreed to this
pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

cyborgraptor:

yaaay fnaf fanart whoooalso don’t follow me expecting more because I ain’t drawing more lol

cyborgraptor:

yaaay fnaf fanart whooo
also don’t follow me expecting more because I ain’t drawing more lol

pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

starblaine:

Marvel’s Chris Crisis (Chrisis) do the ice bucket challenge * * *

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

6woofs:

"Hello!"

*A-CHOOOOO~*

"Oops. I sneezed." :D

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

mdblondie96:

And the award for the perfect couple goes to…. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris! They are both so hilarious and it’s just so amazing that they’re together!